"Thats Hot" (Paris Hilton's TM) Thank you. Jack: "Well anyway, Rochester, you've got nothing to worry about. "The Caine Mutiny" by Herman Wouk. Phil: "Wait a minute, little brother.

Phil: "If I ever find a dime, before I can spend it, I have to call Jack and find out if he lost one." If Ronnie sees it, he'll be terribly angry." Mary goes to Studio B, where Bob is rehearsing. Parker: "Mr. Benny, I'm a janitor, and I've swept up better things than this!" Mel (moments later): "Correction please, the train scheduled to go to Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga will only go to Anaheim and Azusa. The doorbell rings. Who could be on your side?" Rochester: "After I serve the dinner, can I have the rest of the evening off?" The Integrated Commercial on Jack's show has seen better days. Dennis: "Well, I'll watch your show, Mr. Benny, but I really ought to go and visit my uncle."

Bartender: "Texas? Jack: "Now that means we have a mutual understanding, why put things on paper?

Dennis: "Gee Mr. Benny, I saw your television show last Sunday, and it was wonderful. Jack: "Well, maybe it's because you looked funny in your bathing suit." But do English speakers use the catch phrases above just in everyday life? Oh yes he's really crying.

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I guess that's about all." He introduces musical arranger, Mahlon Merrick. It was at a party." I mean, you have all this money at your disposal, and yet you spend practically nothing." Now folks, we have Jojo the dog faced boy! Sears stopped by to deliver Jack's new suit. I'm in a hurry." Don stops by the stand, so Kitzle not only grabs him a pack of Lucky Strikes, but does the commercial for him, and sings the song, Poodly-poot-poot, poot-poot-poot included (what service!). Jack: "Well, it's silly to go all the way to the beach, kid.

It's good, too.

Mary also comments about how well Phil went over with the London crowd, which Jack doesn't seem to appreciate. Well, your chest seems to be all right. And I was born while she was in the middle of it." Don warns that they're mad at Jack since they've been with Jack for five years without a raise. He also introduces Will Wright, as Herbert Thompson, catch phrase included.

Rochester: "But Boss, I don't remember you sending anyone down to fix it." They look awful." Jack: "Old junk?? Jack: "Dramatic program? It always upsets you." #Best Love #Divorce #Years “I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”-- Jack Benny .

Jack: "Oh Mary, it's you! Well, actually it is, but Lucille Ball is doing it now. But I wouldn't let your band accompany me if I were blowing a safe." Use '?'

It makes me nervous. Jack: "Now make believe we have a chaise lounge here. He took me to a night club, we sat in a corner, the lights were low, and he got so romantic." You might see what happens just before the show goes on, or just after it goes off. I was very interested to see someone else answer "NO" to almost all your listed items. Jack introduces Artie Auerbach as Mr. Kitzle, and forget what I said last week about Mr. Kitzle maybe, possibly kinda sorta being Jewish. Say, did you pay your respects?" Ready, aim... Don. Dennis: "You're aboard the pirate ship, S.S. Don has to leave to buy a Mother's Day present. Rochester: "And I brought what's left of that turkey." See? They think I'm a great comedian and I'm very funny." The dressing table goes here, the chaise lounge goes here, the refrigerator goes here, the stove goes there." Jack: "Oh, it is a problem.

Riggs?" No Bagby, the Chief is the one they THREW you off. Jack: "Your uncle? Mary: "Last night I went to a party, and it was awfully dull." The plot was a parody of The Jack Benny Program.

Mrs. Day warns Dennis against pickpockets and the Acme Plaza while he's in New York. Some decent jokes that Waiter, I want to pay the check!" Jack: "Yes, Phil. (derisively) In For Mary!" Mary?" There's nothing wrong with Mr. Benny's tax return. He doesn't say what that line was, but almost certainly it's Dennis' line, "Oooooh!

Plugs were frowned on by the networks, but as long as they got big laughs there was no way of curtailing them. Mary calls from the store where she's shopping for her sister Babe's birthday present. When they're in studio, "The Real Show" and "The Fictional Show" are nearly one and the same.

At Mary's house, Jack picks up Babe (and it may be the first time a guy has ever picked up Babe). announce their discovery, Jack and Phil are attacked by Indians, which leads to To quote the words of one of England's foremost critics, he wrote 'When Phil Harris walked out to the center of the stage, the vociferous ovation was not only tumultuous but it finally reached a crescendo bordering on pandemonium." How come your uncle is there?"

Dennis returns from a solo trip through the Tunnel of Love, and they all go to see the lions, a trained seal, and the world's most ferocious gorilla. Oh, you must have been named after the heroine in 'Gone With the Wind'." Dennis previews "The Tennessee Waltz", that he's going to sing on the program. Don: "Uh oh. Jack solves the problem by cutting Don's salary. Jack introduces the Script Girl, Jeanette Eymann, who, from the tone of her voice, seems to have other unsung talents other than Script Girling. Isn't there any place closer?"

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